Blackberry Wine & Elmer’s

Seaview Shingles

The summer of 1976 we ran like hamsters on the Seaview-to-October-Miniatures-Show wheel (mini-historians: was the NAME California regional show that year in San Diego? Santa Rosa?). A 6-pack of Coors cost $1.36, a price Noel groused about so much my mother sent him a shirt cardboard with 136 pennies taped to it. We never let on exactly how much we needed even that amount. If we wanted wine, we sipped the barely palatable peach or blackberry concoctions Noel and a neighbor brewed next door.

Our aim was always to make our houses look and feel old and lived in–houses with age lines that told stories reflecting their years, rather than old-time houses just built. For the Seaview’s porch decks we cut planks from naturally weathered scavenged (from a field on the back road) de-laminated plywood. Noel milled mini-floorboards from the short ends of full-size oak flooring on the 10″ table saw we brought from Calif. It took only one trip through the ER, and a permanently creased thumb, to convince him to respect its powers.

The Blade

The oak came from the back of the lumber yard–boxes of it no one else wanted, all for $10.00–enough to make our full-size kitchen counters, and to floor all our mini-houses up to the present. There’s still a stack in the basement to pass along. The more formal ground floor rooms were oak, inlaid with cherry banding, and the third floor was straight-grained fir like the floors in our full-size beach house.

old, clay-based wallpaper

For the Seaview’s walls, I cut wallpaper in strips from a few discovered rolls of old, water-based clay-printed full-size papers, along with patterns cut down from discarded wallpaper sample books. We hadn’t yet discovered the real cache of 1930’s clay-printed papers we would find in the back of an art supply store in Astoria. The background had yellowed, and the designs were printed in clay, which gave them a slightly dimensional feel. It even smelled old. All on their own, the papers evoked another time.

Seaview 3rd floor bedroom clay-based wallpaper

Years earlier Noel’s daughter Robin had observed that walls covered in a single sheet of paper were unconvincing—they had to be cut into in-scale strips, and butted together. It was one of those details that, added in with the rest, made up what we would later call the illusion of reality—part of what evokes the viewers’ memories, and gets them involved.

2nd floor bedroom with clay-printed paper

We also found that coffee stir-sticks for decorative shingles wouldn’t fly—they were out of scale and looked dopey. Instead, we learned to slice scallops and diamonds from cedar stock, thousands of them on a Dremel jig saw, thin enough so the built-up thickness would work in 1/12 scale. Each roof shingle was hand-cut from veneer. I would go into my Shingle Zen and just cut and glue until it was done. It became a fairly relaxing escape. People ask how many shingles, or how many floorboards, or bricks went into a house, and we don’t know. The point wasn’t how much, but to do it, and make it look convincing.

And yes, to the gluers out there, it was all done with Elmer’s white glue–floors, moldings, shingles, bricks and wallpaper–to this day everything remains in place. The miniaturists reading this will recognize the Glue Wars to which I refer.

"Hey kids, don't try this at home!"

Oops! Noel just reminded me about the triple digits and left palm the mordant blade redesigned. Over time, the scars have gotten lost in the general topography of his hands. Just the other day he confessed to a friend, “The main reason I’m retiring is I’m afraid of the table saw.”

About smallhousepress

In 1974, my husband Noel and I began building aged miniature houses for collectors and museums. We were 70's dropouts. We quit our careers in advertising--art director and writer, respectively--and escaped Los Angeles in a VW camper and a Bug for a simpler life on the coast of Washington State. From a tiny studio in our home, we built 64 houses and buildings. Our specialty was aging--making a structure that reflected the scars and wrinkles of time, the elements, and human habitation. In the 80s we began teaching our techniques in workshops around the country, and I began to write our how-to's in Nutshell News and Miniature Collector. In 2000 we migrated across the Columbia to Astoria, OR, where , in 2011, we retired from miniatures. We are Fellows of the International Guild of Miniature Artisans and taught at their annual school in Castine, ME. By avocation I am a writer and poet. The blog is my way of working back into a writing routine, as well as recording what we did, and what we learned along the way.
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One Response to Blackberry Wine & Elmer’s

  1. Jennifer Wyley says:

    I had never even considered that a sheet of wall paper wasnt realistic but that is so true! can you imagine people toting 15 foot long rolls of wallpaper into their homes?

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