Back to the Drawing Board

Seaview Construction 1

Leaving the N.A.M.E. National miniatures show in July of ’76 was one man probably more deflated than we—the man hoping to sell the house he had built in his garage. It was too big to fit through the exhibit hall doors at the Sir Francis Drake, let alone the doors of a collector’s house. Noel and I left San Francisco broke and dragging our dollhouse behind us. On the way home we stopped at a miniature shop in Portland, OR where we all but gave the house away.

The long drive gave us plenty of time to think about what we had learned. First, we had a goal—the next miniature show was in October. Second, there were people out there doing great work, and we needed to hustle if we wanted to make dollhouses for a living. And third, we’d better build a house capable of passing through our studio door, as well as short enough, or in enough parts to load into the camper.

Collie House, Seaview, WA 1976

There was a house near home we would pass on our morning walks to the beach. It was an unimposing but charming Victorian, with a wrap-around 2nd story porch and a widow’s walk. There was the added allure of it being uninhabited, so we could peek into the front windows and down the basement steps. It was the kind of house we dreamed of owning, but would never be able to afford, even if it were for sale. Instead we chose to design our next project after it. I say “after it” because, with one exception, we never built replicas, but designed our houses incorporating elements of a specific house, and/or houses to come up with a suitable dollhouse design. After all, the buyer would want access to all the rooms. And it had to get into the camper. This house was the beginning of The Seaview, named for the little town we loved and lived in.

The Seaview, 1976

I say “we” designed the houses. It was Noel who had the genius for design. He was the one who could arrange, assemble and draw what the house would look like. Once he had a drawing we would consult, but mostly it was his baby. Once the drawing was done, he made rough floor plans and we consulted again. How to make room for a staircase was at the core of the design. From there he would build a plywood shell in a shape he thought worked as a dollhouse, and then together we would figure out how to finish it. More than one house was rearranged as we went.

People often ask how we could give up our houses so easily. Weren’t we sad when they were gone? I confess, we were never miniature collectors, we were builders. The next design, with its new set of puzzles to be solved was always the dangling carrot that kept us running. By the time a house was done, our minds were already on the next one.

Seaview Construction 2

I do wonder at the mind set, the idealism that carried us through those years. We had the belief we could do whatever we set out to, and we loved old houses. Working 12-14 hour days, 7 days a week for ourselves, at the beach, held far more appeal than city life and the business world. A friend called us romantics, and I guess we were.

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Driving Blindly into the Future

The Eden Valley, prototype for our first kit, The Farmhouse, 1976

All the President’s Men was the only movie I remember seeing in 1976. Gas prices were high, and we didn’t have a lot of spare change. Going to the movies meant a ½ hour drive across the river, plus a $3.00 toll, a trip we mostly saved for our once-a-month big shop at Prairie Market, one of those places where you bought in bulk and marked the price on the case of toilet paper or pickles you needed with a black grease pencil. We made a day of it, including a stop at the plywood mill for dollhouse material, and eating fish & chips at The Ship Inn, a small place overlooking the river. Plus, we were busy building four dollhouses, starting a line of dollhouse kits, and stumbling upon the larger world of miniatures—miniature shows.

The Columbia, 1976

That was the year we connected with a couple on the Oregon coast with a miniature shop. They encouraged us to take a house to a national miniatures show in San Francisco run by the large and only national miniatures group in the country, NAME—the National Association of Miniature Enthusiasts. It sounded like a big deal, and it was.

The Coumbia on the beach

We were just finishing our first house with a tower on it, The Columbia, covered in naturally weathered shingles hand cut from wood we had scrounged in an empty lot, and finished with the white gingerbread trim found on many of the houses near where we lived.  The tower was a little weird, but not bad for a first attempt. We called the style Victorian, because the houses we designed them after were built at that time, but they leaned heavily toward Carpenter Gothic–houses designed and built by local carpenter/architects for summer people. The Columbia was the best example of our work to date, and we thought it would make a good introduction piece at the show.

The Columbia entryway

The house just barely squeezed into the VW camper, and we had a 2 1/2 day drive ahead of us. Along the way we camped one night in the redwoods. The show was at the Sir Francis Drake, a pretty upscale hotel, and large enough to accommodate 1500 miniature builders and collectors. We set up the house in the exhibit room and cruised the perimeter to see how it stacked up. Other than one wonderfully inventive structure—a water tower turned into living space—we felt our work was up to the competition. Plus we met some great people, including the jovial Joe and Janet Hermes, designers of miniature wallpapers. About 9:00 p.m., we left to spend the night with a friend in Marin County. The exhibit table next to ours remained empty. When we returned in the morning there was a crowd, most of it in the area of our house. Reporters with cameras and notepads pressed in with conventioneers, but it wasn’t our house they were looking at. On that formerly empty table was a knock-out gorgeous, towering, brilliantly white replica of the Russian Embassy in San Francisco, overshadowing all other exhibits in stature as well as craftsmanship. The builder was Jim Marcus, who would become a friend and long-time correspondent, but for the moment we were floored. Humiliated. Dumbfounded.  We couldn’t even get to our house. When we did, some reporter had had the temerity to drop his hamburger wrapper on our porch, along with his empty film boxes. Eventually it would dawn on us that we had met the competition, and now it was time to really get to work.

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“Hi, Mom, we’re getting married!”

Noel & Pat Get Married

I was a terrible daughter. After college I  put a whole continent between myself, my parents and my childhood. Eight years later my biological clock (or was it my mother?) was urging me to get married and have children, in that order. It was 1975–the Watergate trials were winding down, Barry Manilow was turning “Mandy” into gold. When Noel and I decided to take the plunge, we were already joined at the hip by home and career. We talked about it one night, and the next day were on our way to the county seat to get a license. Along for the ride was a friend who was picking up his divorce decree. When my sister was married my mother turned into a clipboard—she was efficient and doting, but the months of planning, dresses, invitations, tears and rituals drove me crazy. I thought a home wedding with two friends and a judge would do fine. I called my mother five days before, knowing she wouldn’t have time to get there. Being Mother, and ever-forgiving, she did arrange with friends to have flowers and champagne present, and mailed us on of her stellar baba au rhum cakes. I tried to record the ceremony for her, but mid-stream the cats got in a fight in the dining room, snagging the tablecloth and pulling it and the baba to the floor. By the time we began again, the cassette machine had clicked off, forgotten. She didn’t have to know the judge almost slept through the ceremony (his first question when we called to waken him was, in panic, “Is your mother there?”). The flowers were beautiful, and the baba was grand, if only in scraped-together spoonfuls.

In 1975 I changed jobs to produce and “star” in a one hour daily radio program broadcast over the telephone via a small-time station in Seaside, Oregon. Besides providing local news and interviewing town luminaries (including the high school band, and Noel) I had to get my own sponsors, write, read and record their spots. For a while it was more fun than the hardware store. Noel was painting the local, full-scale saltwater taffy store Pepto Bismol pink. In between times we built three more dollhouses, all on commission. And we acquired a dog—Sunshine, a golden Lab mix.

Noel Clam Digging with Sunshine

Our second commission came from a couple from who saw the first displayed in the window of our wedding witnesses’ pottery store. They wanted a red Victorian. By this time we’d learned to take a down payment. We delivered the house on Halloween, after a long drive north in the VW camper with the dog. We arrived in time for dinner, and had been invited to stay the night. Their house was plain, like a series, or warren, of connected low garages or modular units. It turns out they were collectors, and had built a house to defy thieves and the tax assessor. The walls were cinderblock covered in wood siding. Inside was an astonishing and eclectic museum—antique snuff boxes, dinnerware from the captain’s tables of old sailing ships, Early American antiques and itinerant salesman samples, and dolls. Dolls everywhere. Doing things. Dolls eating in highchairs, dolls at play, washing clothes in tiny tubs, reading or sewing.

The Willapa, 1975

Willapa Front Porch

We were wined and dined, and we shot some pool. At midnight they showed us the vault where the dollhouse would live, a huge room accessed via a door behind the pool cue rack. It was floor to ceiling dolls of every description—ancient idol dolls, Chinese doctor dolls,  China dolls– a fortune in antique dolls, all busy at work and play in their doll furniture and playthings. It was as if they had stopped whatever they were doing when we came through the door. It began to feel a little weird. Later, as we settled into our twin beds under perfect antique quilts in the room next to the vault, I wondered if we might be waking up tiny in the morning, shrunk into doll-like people, forever building our miniature house. Noel was worrying about  Sunshine, outside in the van on a cold night, and decided he needed to bring her in. He was gone a long time, and I had dozed off, to be awakened by a vague scratching noise and tiny voice on the other side of the wall. No, not dolls coming to life, but Noel on the outside, trying to get in. The front door had locked behind him, and he didn’t want the customers to wake and see him bringing the dog in to their precious surroundings. It was a long night, but we awoke in scale, and in time to smuggle Sunshine out to the car before anyone was the wiser. Or they were cool enough to say nothing about it.

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Life on the Edge

Postage Stamp Gardening

When Noel returned from San Francisco without money or new orders, there was no lack of work to do to keep us afloat. When we weren’t building dollhouses or working our day jobs, we were learning to hunt, gather, barter and preserve. Our rental house came with a funky apartment over the garage, and, in summer, a fisherman/charter boat skipper tenant. A few nights a week, Bill would knock at the back door to point out the 2-3 salmon he had thrown on the lawn. The deal was we would smoke them for half the catch–Noel would fire up our trusty Little Chief Smoker—a little $50.00 plug-in aluminum box that turned raw fish into gold–and we’d be in fish. More treats came from the woman next door who ran a fruit & veggie stand on the highway. She’d show up after closing, usually around 10:00 p.m., with a handtruck stacked with boxes of rotten peaches she insisted I can or freeze then and there—“They won’t be any good by tomorrow!” Jams made from almost gone peaches turned out to be heaven, and worth staying up to deal with. Besides, Noel had to stay up and turn the fish in the smoker.

That December (1974), while we were digging in to fresh Dungeness crab (courtesy of the crab fisherman neighbor), our dollhouses were in New York enjoying a residency in the FAO Schwarz Christmas windows. One chilly morning a letter with a New York postmark arrived.  It was from a retired psychiatric nurse asking us to build her a house. She had seen our work in New York and related the story of calling Schwarz to ask for our address, telling them she was a junior high shop teacher and wanted us to come talk to her class. I will call her Mary Ann and note that she set the pattern for what would be the often funny, ingenious and sometimes devious ways of the miniature collector.  We didn’t know it then, but with that first commission we had graduated from toy builders to miniaturists. Plus, we had a fire in the woodstove (our sole heat), food in the belly, and no meetings to attend.


Construction, BFM House ,1975

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A Wing and a Prayer

FAO Schwarz houses, 1974

In 1974, while Noel was helping the local doctor build his dream boat, and I was counting bolts at the hardware store, we somehow managed to produce four dollhouses. We were working fools, eating clams we dug on the nearby beach and having fun. We had no idea what kind of a market there was for our houses, but thought of them as toys and wrote to Gump’s in San Francisco, and FAO Schwarz in New York, to see what would happen. Schwarz offered to take all four if we could get them to San Francisco. Two houses would stay there, and two would go to New York—we were ecstatic. The glitch was, they wanted 50% of the asking price—a big bite, but still, half of $1200.00 each was $600—our first dollhouse money. Plus there was the publicity, and who knows how many more orders.

Shipping was out of the question, so we packed the houses into a U-Haul trailer, hooked it to the back bumper of the VW camper and towed them the 740 miles to San Francisco. We sang all the way, amazed at our dumb luck. Nearing the city the U-Haul started making serious noise due to the fact it had slowly been pulling the bumper off the back of the camper. At one point we stopped for Noel to try to tie the bumper back on, but it was a borderline repair. Due to more dumb luck, we made it, just, limping our way to FAO Schwarz’s downtown store intact. They were thrilled, and down the houses went, elevatored away, unceremoniously, through an opening in the sidewalk. Wow!, I thought, all that work just gone. Then we found out the houses were on consignment, and we would see no money until they sold. Ah well, we had our jobs, our health, and clams were free for the digging.

That November, when we had yet to see a check from Schwarz, the San Francisco office called to say their president wanted to meet us. They wouldn’t say more, but it sounded promising. We couldn’t both afford to go, so we decided Noel would be our emissary. Somehow we dug up a round trip plane ticket for $59.00 (this was 1974), and off he went in his only remaining “good” clothes—a pair of Navy surplus wool sailor pants, and a cashmere turtleneck. It was 90 degrees in San Francisco. The president postponed the meeting until 4:00 p.m., and Noel literally sweated out the day on the streets. The president showed no interest in our houses, he merely wanted to tell us one thing–Plastic!

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Where It All Began

Our new home.

In 1974, the OPEC embargo/oil crisis seemed as good a reason as any for Noel and me to pack up, leave the city (Los Angeles) and our jobs in advertising (Noel’s as art director, mine as copywriter), and head to the rural coast of Washington State. Noel was born in Washington, and his father lived at the time on the Long Beach Peninsula, a place that seemed magically free of smog, traffic and the need to punch a time clock. We were classic “drop-outs.” We cut up our credit cards, gave away Noel’s suits, our watches, and headed north in one VW camper and one VW bug, along with our plants, two cats and a vacuum cleaner (to clean up the kitty litter in motels along the way). Our idea was to build dollhouses for a living, based on the fun we had building one for Noel’s daughter the year before. It seemed a lot better way to use our creative energies than writing ads for people to wrap their fish in. If it didn’t work, then ok, we could always go back.

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Who we are, and yes, it’s a miniature

My husband Noel and I have been building aged miniature houses–Victorians, Bungalows, commercial buildings and roadside restaurants–for collectors and museums since 1974. At that time we quit our careers in advertising, and left the city for a simpler life on the coast of Washington State. Ten years ago we migrated across the river to Astoria, OR. We are Fellows of the International Guild of Miniature Artisans and teach at their school in Castine, ME each June . Our specialty is aging–making a structure that reflects the consequences of time, the elements, and human habitation. Over the years we built 64 1″ scale structures, taught over 50 week-long workshops, and made friends from around the world. This year we will be retiring from teaching and building, and I hope to include here some of the things we learned along the way.

Most of our work resides in private collections, but some of the finer examples can be seen at The Toy & Miniature Museum of Kansas City; The Kentucky Gateway Museum Center, Maysville, KY;  The Mini Time Machine, Tucson, AZ; The Denver Museum of Miniatures, Dolls and Toys; and Angel’s Attic, Santa Monica, CA.

Read more about our work at http://www.thomasopenhouse.com

Greene & Greene, the beginning

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